Herm cock tf
Anonymous

Will have to see what we can do.

Requested from the archives of naughtiness past.

Requested from the archives of naughtiness past.

This one's for Gallina. Hm..what to say to a giant anthropomorphic chicken that seems to always be massiveley pregnant and to lay eggs quite often? How about that I'd like to see that old pic of her in her red and white outfit and she's telling the viewer that the second egg that she is laying that day "just snuck up on her"
Anonymous

I think we can dig that one out of the archives!

How far can you stretch?

Me? Far as it takes! I don’t care much for limits. Now if you’re asking Elasto, there are certainly limits, if just to keep a story from ridicularity. Now as to what those are, I hadn’t sat down and figured it up. A few km?

A scene from a recent Aberrant game. Elasto is trying to impress a big sexy crocogator nova with tales of his recent heroism. Unfortunately, this guy has flashbacks to a traumatic plane crash in his past.. Oh dear! How will Elasto recover from this faux pas?

A scene from a recent Aberrant game. Elasto is trying to impress a big sexy crocogator nova with tales of his recent heroism. Unfortunately, this guy has flashbacks to a traumatic plane crash in his past.. Oh dear! How will Elasto recover from this faux pas?

You can’t imagine how important it is to get in a comfortable position  before a pregnancy gets out of hand..

You can’t imagine how important it is to get in a comfortable position  before a pregnancy gets out of hand..

The Black Sash is a highly trained martial artist, thief, and assassin.

Elasto is none of those things.

The Black Sash is incredibly good at inserting pointy things into other people in a decidedly unfriendly fashion.

Elasto does not take slashing, piercing, or bludgeoning damage.

The Black Sash is intensely irritated at her inability to kill this annoying buffoon that keeps thwarting her heists.

Elasto is bummed that he can never catch her.

The Black Sash is a highly trained martial artist, thief, and assassin.


Elasto is none of those things.


The Black Sash is incredibly good at inserting pointy things into other people in a decidedly unfriendly fashion.


Elasto does not take slashing, piercing, or bludgeoning damage.


The Black Sash is intensely irritated at her inability to kill this annoying buffoon that keeps thwarting her heists.


Elasto is bummed that he can never catch her.

Pretend this is artistic, not just vanity.

Pretend this is artistic, not just vanity.

Some more Elasto stuff, just a sketch really, but it’s always fun to draw the Black Sash again.

Some more Elasto stuff, just a sketch really, but it’s always fun to draw the Black Sash again.

Elasto, do you utilize your superpowers for everyday activities?
Anonymous

Absolutely! I mean, it’s not super fancy or anything like that, but when I plant myself on the couch, I can pretty much forgo getting up for snacks and the like. I never have to worry about locking my keys inside since I can just reach under the door and unlock it, I can be my own hammock, and otherwise make use of my.. flexibility.